The Heat Seeker | Heat Map Suit Shorts Postscript_exclude See these red tartan print

See these red tartan print tuxedo pants are for those who enjoy the finest things in life

Cue the Jimmy Buffet

Dress for style and dress for utility

Studies show that 42% of women find a man in blue more attractive than in any other color

It's warming no matter how cold it's served and it makes your first cousins look like beautiful strangers

The Heat Seeker | Heat Map Suit Shorts Postscript_exclude See these red tartan printOur Heat Map suit short is not an actual heat map short. We tried to make an actual thermal short. It was a disaster. The only two areas that showed any heat whatsoever were my crotchal region and the occasional pouf for the rear. To be honest, I started getting worried that all other areas of my body were dying, if not already dead. I looked like a Bomb Pop that went through a manufacturing error and came out almost all blue except for random red