The High Caliber | Red paradICE™ Cooling Thong Xmas22Gift Or when you're being chased

Or when you're being chased by the mall security guard for pantsing Santa in front of a bunch of kids

Pool parties will never be the same

You're the captain when you slip into this women's bathing suit that holds you in

This horse racing Hawaiian has a built-in pocket that was specifically made to hold an extra mint julep while you’re busy guzzling another one

Legend has it that the man who wears these Kris Kringle inspired holiday pants will be privy to a Christmas miracle

The High Caliber | Red paradICE™ Cooling Thong Xmas22Gift Or when you're being chasedI'd like to think that Mrs. Incredible wore this cooling thong under her super suit.