The Naughtycal Lady | USA Big Knit Printed Culotte Pants Size:XS 7) We don't allow oval-rimmed

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*Editor's Note: This was written at high noon at the Gold Pan Saloon after a few Dark 'n' Stormies and a sticky J-bird

The Naughtycal Lady | USA Big Knit Printed Culotte Pants Size:XS 7) We don't allow oval-rimmedIntroducing a Fourth of July outfit to rule all Fourth of July outfits. This mouthwatering culotte pant and crop top ensemble features wait for it stars and stripes. Listen Queen, you already look like a tasty treat but slip this number on and you've upgraded to hot dog on the Fourth of July status. And that's like, the biggest compliment I give out. America is beautiful and you are bootyful. Get out there and make us proud.