The Haunted Honkers | Halloween Bust Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:L bought a 2-stroke dirt bike

bought a 2-stroke dirt bike off Craig's List and trapped it back home in just under 2 hours

If your vocabulary has substituted the word gondola for ganjula

The design of this strappy bralette captures that magical moment after the first winter’s snowfall when the pristine white flakes have only STARTED to get tainted by sludge spraying from passing cars

this red pair of cheeky underwear does pair well with a can of whipped cream as a gift to your special someone

HEED MY WARNING DEAR INTERNET SHOPPER: these are not your average pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear for a multitude of reasons

The Haunted Honkers | Halloween Bust Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:L bought a 2-stroke dirt bikeIt would have been a lot simpler if we just called this pair of long leg Ball Hammock underwear the BOObies. Maybe next time.