The Scotch on the Rocks | White Plaid Holiday Dress Pants 2 Pack You deserve scrotal serenity

You deserve scrotal serenity

Get ready for a day filled with mind erasers

Patrick's Day suit that pays homage to the noble Irishman before Americans claimed it as a day for green beer and debauchery

for the most part

so we decided to go with a classic navy look on the outside with an American flag on the inside to caress your body all sensual-like

The Scotch on the Rocks | White Plaid Holiday Dress Pants 2 Pack You deserve scrotal serenityI believe it was the great Ron Burgundy who said "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly" while wearing a killer suit from the Channel 4 VIP wardrobe room. Whether or not you love scotch like the great Ron Burgundy, you can still look like a classy sonofabitch while you're rocking these holiday plaid Christmas wonders all the way home from the Pants Store.