Thou Hast the Soul of a Damp Teacake Sticker occult sweater Featuring the official logo of

Featuring the official logo of The Alibi Room Bookstore on the chest and a striking graphic of a noir-inspired femme fatale on the back

1% polyester

The kind of design that doesn’t ask for attention… but gets it anyway

Made in Bangladesh

late-night readings

Thou Hast the Soul of a Damp Teacake Sticker occult sweater Featuring the official logo ofSome insults whisper. This one simmers. Featuring a delightfully unbothered Shakespearean skeleton mid meditation (tea in hand, stars aligned, absolutely judging you), this sticker delivers one of the Bards most beautifully specific burns: Thou hast the soul of a damp teacake. Its poetic. Its unnecessary. Its devastating. Perfect for: Water bottles that deserve personality Laptops that tolerate mediocrity Notebooks filled with dramatic thoughts Or