Chiroptera (Bats) Woven Throw Blanket Hat Hormone Shitshow is the tea

Hormone Shitshow is the tea you reach for because it tastes like the botanical equivalent of muting the group chat

Whether worn as a Halloween accent or a year-round symbol of spooky sweetness

this caffeine‑free blend features yarrow

this pair pays tribute to centuries of witches gathering far from prying eyes—for secrecy

It will never fade

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