Take My Money! Tee funny t-shirts and [a lot of] caffeine

and [a lot of] caffeine that drives every mile

Featuring an outline of a heart with two paw prints

running errands or spectating at races

For the cyclist who knows the perfect number of bikes is always “one more

retro twist

Take My Money! Tee funny t-shirts and [a lot of] caffeineTriathletes know the drill: the grueling effort, the pain, the exhaustionall leading to that familiar vow, "Never, Ever, Again." But give it a few days, and like clockwork, you're signing up for the next race. Our t shirt humorously captures the endless cycle of a triathlete's life. Perfect for those who quickly forget the agony and pain of race day and dive headfirst into the next challenge! SIZING CHART