Spicoli 2028 - Relax, I Can Fix It - Unisex T-Shirt staten island Distressed white arched block text

Distressed white arched block text reads "FEEDING" above a detailed white top-down illustration of a mosquito with spread wings

which never even finishes the sentence

Coral-pink text at the bottom reads "21150 PACIFIC COAST HWY

which is corporate speak for having no actual plan

always one step ahead

Spicoli 2028 - Relax, I Can Fix It - Unisex T-Shirt staten island Distressed white arched block textSpicoli's platform of fixing things he personally destroyed is honestly the most transparent campaign promise in American history. Mr. Hand is already filing an injunction. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: White serif text reads "Spicoli" alongside red text reading "'28" between two red horizontal rules. Below, a small blue star precedes white text reading "Relax. I can fix it." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun