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Einstein's Clock Shop T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Subjective Time) science character art Hikers who've given naming conventionsWelcome to the only timepiece establishment where proper time is relative and every second comes with its own reference frame. Our "Einstein's Clock Shop" design features the master of relativity himself, standing at the crossroads of space and time, reminding us that subjectivity isn't just an opinion it's a law of physics. Perfect blend of scientific history and temporal humor, this design captures that moment when you realize time isn't what your