I Am Not On Drugs Mug wrapped in a cloak of

wrapped in a cloak of sophistication and humor

• Dorm rooms with questionable decision-making

It isn’t

• Chilling in the hammock after doing some yard work

This long sleeve tee delivers both

I Am Not On Drugs Mug wrapped in a cloak ofMornings dont ask questions. They just show up. Black coffee mug. Solid in your hand. Warm where it counts. Nothing unusual at first glanceuntil you turn it slightly and the words are there, plain as anything in white lettering: I AM NOT ON DRUGS. It reads differently before the coffee kicks in. Or maybe it reads the same and you just notice it more. You take a sip. Someone across from you reads it. Theres a pausesmall, but real. Not a reaction