Blame the Stars Spooky Now in a brand-new gift

Now in a brand-new gift edition

silky smooth milk tea

Essays on focus

and dancing cave people

by taking control of your body’s operating system

Blame the Stars Spooky Now in a brand-new giftPart surrealism, part humor, and part affectionate guidance, Blame the Stars is a wild adventure into a world of uniquely alternative zodiac signs. Welcome to the world of Horror Scoops: a weird and wonderful twist on classic zodiac signs. Meet passionate and wild Lemo (a. k. a. Leo), kind Lehbrah (Libra), steadfast Clopricrumb (Capricorn), Germini the Twrnnns (take two guesses), and otherssigns which, although slightly silly, reveal more about us