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I Have No Mass T-Shirt | Physics Church Rebellion Color:White Position in closet may beDescription Defy both gravity and organized religion with equal revolutionary fervor through our "I HAVE NO MASS" propaganda poster masterpiece because apparently someone looked at the intersection of physics principles and Catholic attendance requirements and thought, "You know what this needs? Soviet style artistic treatment that makes both weightlessness and Sunday morning truancy look like acts of legitimate political resistance against