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The Endothermic Order Motorcycle Club T-Shirt | Thermodynamic Apparel Size:M The universe contains neutron starsDescription Pledge your allegiance to the asphalt's most scientifically sound motorcycle club with our "The Endothermic Order" t shirt where the first law of thermodynamics meets the unwritten rules of the open road. This meticulously crafted design features a defiant skull adorned with a custom helmet (complete with what appears to be a temperature gauge perfect for monitoring both engine heat and the boiling point of your road rage), flanked by