Freshly Pregnant Long Sleeve Tee Size:XS That’s efficiency

That’s efficiency

Just sitting there like it’s been part of your routine the whole time

• Existing in a permanent state of theatrical inconvenience

It’s emotionally loud

• Buying a new car

Freshly Pregnant Long Sleeve Tee Size:XS That’s efficiencyThis long sleeve tee is not an announcement, a joke, or something HR prepared you for. Its a question. An unsettling one. Freshly Pregnant exists to quietly ruin small talk and haunt people long after the interaction ends. Perfect for fall walks, grocery aisles, library energy, coffee shops, and anywhere someone has time to read it slowly, reread it, and feel something they cant quite name. The long sleeves add a layer of seriousness that makes the