Women's Don't Trust the Universe T-Shirt Size (Runs small, see sizing chart below):Medium or evening of cocktail sipping

or evening of cocktail sipping

X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18

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Pointlessness of existence got you down

Women's Don't Trust the Universe T-Shirt Size (Runs small, see sizing chart below):Medium or evening of cocktail sippingSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in