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Military aviation specialists whose job descriptions include "evaluating aircraft performance under conditions that make civilian flight seem like relaxing recreational activities"

It's left strategically unfinished—much like that website content your client promised to deliver "by the end of the week" three months ago

-Those who think "runtime error" is just a cry for help

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