(Don't Touch My) Fabric Scissors coffee NINJA is thrilled to bring

NINJA is thrilled to bring you our first two expansion packs to the insanely fun TECHS AGAINST INSANITY

- 21 Vinyl Die-Cut Stickers

Unveiled at USITT 2026

The Actors Say the Dumbest Things Pack cracks open a flimsy cardboard vault of every baffling

Approved by Steve Younkins himself

(Don't Touch My) Fabric Scissors coffee NINJA is thrilled to bringYou know it. We know it. Everyone knows it but somehow they still touch them. Strike back with our DON'T TOUCH MY FABRIC SCISSORS premium 9 inch tailor shears in black metal with gold lettering right on the blade that says exactly what youre thinking. Made from high carbon steel, stronger and sharper than stainless, these scissors hold their edge beautifully and slice cleanly through multiple layers of fabric. The bent handle design keeps fabric flat