A Slow Wet Drip T-Shirt Color:Cardinal • Turning uncomfortable silence into

• Turning uncomfortable silence into performance art

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A Slow Wet Drip T-Shirt Color:Cardinal • Turning uncomfortable silence intoLets not pretend this is a normal shirt. Its black humor. Its side eye energy. Its the kind of thing you wear when youre not in the mood to explain yourself or anything else. A SLOW WET DRIP. Nice, right? Calm. Harmless. Hydration. Nature. Science. Sure. Then the brain kicks in. Then the second read happens. Then someone quietly regrets making eye contact with you. Thats where this shirt lives. Front and center: a clean ripple graphicjust a drop