The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Women’s Seamless Boyshort Size:XL If you think you DON’T

If you think you DON’T need a pair of socks with a bald eagle giving the finger

but this USA one piece swimsuit is oddly similar to the classic rocket ship popsicle you devoured as a kid

peeks beneath the wrapping paper and then carefully re-seals the tape

But we can only tell you what the head bone’s connected to on these boyshort undies if you’re over 18

5% Spandex

The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Women’s Seamless Boyshort Size:XL If you think you DON’TThey're called candy canes because they are really used as canes at the North Pole. Trust me, I saw it in a vision one time when I was on a lot of hallucinogens. Some elves also have 3 eyes but that's beside the point.