JOCK (In Periodic Elements) T-Shirt By Technium Foundry Size:L -Anyone whose neighborhood book club

-Anyone whose neighborhood book club exclusively reads physics journals

-Pop art dual portraits (twice the Einstein

Anyone whose "it's complicated" status spans multiple universes

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JOCK (In Periodic Elements) T-Shirt By Technium Foundry Size:L -Anyone whose neighborhood book clubBehold, the ultimate academic paradox! Our "JOCK" design, spelled out in periodic table elements, celebrates that mythical creature as rare as a stable superheavy element: the chemistry loving jock. Complete with a tiny Amish DJ (because why stop at one impossibility?), this shirt is a masterclass in scientific improbabilities. Quick Stats: Premium cotton (irony enriched) Durable print (paradox proof) Machine washable (stereotype resistant) Available