Save the Neck For Me Clark - Unisex T-Shirt lamesa Distressed white ornate scrollwork surrounds

Distressed white ornate scrollwork surrounds a star

Inspired by Uncle Buck

Distressed white hand-lettered text reads "There's No" above a large flowing cursive script reading "Crying" with a baseball-style swoosh tail extending beneath it

A white vintage illustration of a rooster on roller skates stands centered inside a red circle

This was supposed to be the summer that changed everything

Save the Neck For Me Clark - Unisex T-Shirt lamesa Distressed white ornate scrollwork surroundsCalling dibs on the turkey neck at a family dinner is the kind of power move that tells everyone exactly where you rank in the household. Nobody fights you for it, which is either a win or the saddest thing at the table. The Details: Cream colored text arches across the top, reading "SAVE THE NECK FOR ME CLARK." Centered below the text is a roasted brown turkey with orange and yellow highlights. The turkey rests on a platter surrounded by green sprigs