Apron - WHORES DRUGS FEATURED3 it offers comfort and convenience

it offers comfort and convenience for everyday use

You’re an alcoholic or you know an alcoholic

3 pocket Fanny pack to hide all your drugs in during festivals

You can be a stuck up turd and wear designer bags or you can show off your personality with this unique round bag perfect for any festival or brunch or a funeral or wherever you go to find dick

Dimensions: 11

Apron - WHORES DRUGS FEATURED3 it offers comfort and convenienceYour cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about our hilarious apron! It is water resistant and oil resistant with adjustable neck strap and long waist straps for chefs of all sizes! One size fits all unless you're the size of a Ford F 150! Care Instructions: Hand wash or machine wash dry as you normally would.