Don't Ask Me How I Wipe Tank Top Size:M • Offices that definitely aren’t

• Offices that definitely aren’t corporate

it's a comedic proclamation of independence from the traditional norms

bad choices

The white cotton keeps it crisp

Introducing the "Enjoy Anal" Long Sleeve Tee – because why limit your sense of humor to just your words when you can wear it with style and sophistication

Don't Ask Me How I Wipe Tank Top Size:M • Offices that definitely aren’tWhen the sleeves come off, the survival instincts get worse. This black tank top is built for deep woods behavior, reckless summer energy, and the kind of camping trip where nobody packed correctly but everybody brought fireworks. Across the chest, in bold lettering that feels less like a joke and more like a warning to nearby wildlife, it says: DONT ASK ME HOW I WIPE, BECAUSE I DONT. Lightweight, breathable, and deeply concerning, this tank top is