WTF is a Kilometer T-shirt Size:4XL and absolutely no urgency about

and absolutely no urgency about anything — except maybe mealtime

and anyone who would rather spoil a lizard than pretend to be normal

This funny bearded dragon t-shirt features a space-suited beardie drifting through cosmic chaos

it’s a perfect fit for lizard lovers who like their fashion loud and their pets legendary

Luxurious comfort and style are what this unisex

WTF is a Kilometer T-shirt Size:4XL and absolutely no urgency aboutIf your bearded dragon had a pickup truck and a grill, this is the shirt theyd wear. Featuring a freedom loving beardie riding a tank, waving Old Glory, and posted up next to a burger and beer this tee is pure reptile powered Murica energy. Perfect for 4th of July cookouts, reptile expos, or just confusing anyone who uses the metric system, this funny bearded dragon shirt is for cold blooded patriots who know that freedom isnt measured in kilometers.