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From long divisions and dioramas to punnet squares and playing “Happy birthday” on the recorder – aren’t you lucky you got so well prepared for life as an adult

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Things I wish I could say to my mother-in-law Cover Color:Pink You'll pay yourself a millionThis is the perfect notebook for anyone who's considerate enough to clear out their own closet to give their mother in law a place to hang upside down and sleep.