Vernon's Gym - Unisex Hoodie willowbrook wrapped in colorful string lights

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Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

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" Bold white brush-style lettering with yellow shadow accents reads "MIYAGI'S GYM" across the bottom

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Hoodie willowbrook wrapped in colorful string lightsVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.