Fireworks Director - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Arched distressed light blue text

Arched distressed light blue text reads "SANTA ROSA" above a cartoon pirate mascot with a black tricorn hat

Large white serif text reads "I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and

" across two lines

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

Heavy black sans-serif text below reads "TOXIC WASTE

Fireworks Director - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Arched distressed light blue textFireworks Directors earned that title the same way most people earn a criminal record, through enthusiasm and zero formal training. The explosion behind her is just the performance review nobody asked for. The Details: White text inside a yellow outlined curved banner reads "FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" above a vintage comic style illustration of a grinning woman in a plaid shirt and blue jeans sprinting toward the viewer, with a massive yellow and white