The Stripe Club | Christmas Striped Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs Size:5X but do not shame me

but do not shame me for the Irish goodbye

prefers dip to cigarettes

you know you'll be looking hotter than white lightning

and just like a snow globe

The design of these bikini undies captures that magical moment after the first winter’s snowfall when the pristine white flakes have only STARTED to get tainted by sludge spraying from passing cars

The Stripe Club | Christmas Striped Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs Size:5X but do not shame meCome on, thats just Ball Hammock Pouch Briefs with some red and green stripes. So lame. Guess again, jerk! The festive color palette and pattern will make your body look like a present waiting to be unwrapped. And the horizontal stripes will accentuate your curves in all the right places. Oh, and there are also white stripes, idiot.