Red River Unger & The Saddlesores - Unisex T-Shirt laurel Golden-yellow old English text arches

Golden-yellow old English text arches reading "Ho Ho Hold" above a retro hand-drawn Santa Claus in a red suit with green gloves

CO" with red text below reading "EST" and "1898" flanking a blue cartoon bear mascot in a batting stance

Rebus puzzles peaked in second grade and apparently never left some people's wardrobes

and no explanation for why a rusted heap keeps rolling out looking showroom fresh

" and "1910" in large weathered block numerals to the left

Red River Unger & The Saddlesores - Unisex T-Shirt laurel Golden-yellow old English text archesIn one of the greatest what the hell is happening moments in sitcom history, Felix Unger goes full Western and introduces himself as Red River Unger, frontman of the (completely made up) band The Saddlesores. Yes, really. Cowboy hat. Folksy drawl. The works. This tee is a deep cut tribute to that glorious derailment of Felixs uptight persona, straight from The Odd Couple. If you remember it, you already know you need it. Printed on our super soft ring