Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex Sweatshirt funnytrend " and "642-3531

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Captain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history

and a round nose sits at the bottom

each with expressive cartoon faces

Bold white weathered text reads "CHOPPA

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex Sweatshirt funnytrend " and "642-3531Establishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck