Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A small white lightning bolt

A small white lightning bolt icon sits beneath the text

flanked by "ESTD" and "1923

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

it never chased trends

Those teams carried a town's pride in a way the major leagues never could

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A small white lightning boltMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork