What The Fucculent - Women's T-Shirt retrocomputer mouth set in a scowl

mouth set in a scowl

Sloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender

Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

styled to integrate with the mountain shapes

What The Fucculent - Women's T-Shirt retrocomputer mouth set in a scowlSucculents survived millions of years in deserts only to end up on millennial windowsills disguising profanity. Four little plants in cute pots doing more swear word laundering than an accountant in the Cayman Islands. The Details: A row of four cartoon potted succulents and cacti in pastel green, pink, orange, and teal tones sits across the top. Cream colored serif text reads "What The" below, with pink text beneath reading "Fucculent." Fit & Fabric: