Land of the Free Refills - Unisex Tank Top shenandoah A red Swingline stapler sits

A red Swingline stapler sits below with "Milton" in white cursive across it

this one just needs to smile

Labeling a touchdown signal "HOMERUN" in vintage athletic font is the fastest way to make a sports guy's eye twitch without technically being wrong about anything he can explain

Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card

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Land of the Free Refills - Unisex Tank Top shenandoah A red Swingline stapler sitsThe greatest right of all Americans is the one you exercise at the soda fountain counter. Abe would have wanted this. The Details: A bold red vintage engraving portrait of Abraham Lincoln (distinctive beard, solemn gaze, stovepipe silhouette) drinking deeply from a large fountain cup through a straw anchors the illustration. Below, "Land of the Free" appears in blue retro script and "Refills" in red retro script. Two color red and blue print on a