Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL flanked by oval-framed halftone portraits

flanked by oval-framed halftone portraits of Andy Dufresne and Red

Along the California peninsula

a curved arrow indicating direction

The galaxy’s most competitive sprocket supplier—just don’t mention the competition

all inside an arch-shaped badge with a red border and a diamond accent at top

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL flanked by oval-framed halftone portraitsDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe