Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex Tank Top west point Distressed white Western serif text

Distressed white Western serif text reads "I'M YOUR" above a large white handlebar mustache illustration

Jobu took every offering and delivered absolutely nothing on curveballs

and this one wore it with quiet pride

A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face beneath an oversized sombrero with radiating sunburst lines sits between the numbers "19" and "23

Supporting white serif text reads "The Gift That Keeps On Givin'" at the top and "Since 1989" at the base of the design

Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex Tank Top west point Distressed white Western serif textKnife comparison is the entire curriculum, and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation. Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate. Inspired by Crocodile Dundee. The Details: Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE!" across the top. An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile tooth banded hat, grinning, with two crossed brown