Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL LOUISIANA" above three small stars

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Orange and yellow flames rise from below the character

Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish-brown tones with dark green herb garnishes

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one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL LOUISIANA" above three small starsGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A