I'm on a Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL A pink flamingo in a

A pink flamingo in a one-legged pose stands centered between two green palm trees

Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water

the kind of 1950s cocktail den where the drinks were strong and the atmosphere never quit

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Flamingos standing on one leg with that blank thousand-yard stare are nature's most committed practitioners of emotional unavailability

I'm on a Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL A pink flamingo in aDeclaring your exact location on your chest with lowercase punctuation is the energy of a man who peaked emotionally on a rented pontoon in 2009. That period at the end carries more closure than most therapists provide in a decade. The Details: Distressed white lowercase bubble text reads "i'm on a boat." with a period. A rectangular graphic illustration of a cyan and blue water surface with dark outlined ripples and wave patterns sits below the text.