Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy of Schaeffer Motors

of Schaeffer Motors

Arched distressed white block text reads "MIGHTY MICK'S" above larger bold white letters reading "BOXING GYM" with "PHILADELPHIA

Before the Padres

You big dummy—don’t miss out on this one

German sausage puns operate on the principle that acknowledging a joke is terrible somehow makes it funnier

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy of Schaeffer MotorsAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white