Lane Meyer K-12 Champion - Unisex T-Shirt salem You big dummy—don’t miss out

You big dummy—don’t miss out on this one

Baseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services

A hand-drawn navy outline illustration of a barrel wave with curling lip and spray detail sits in the center

Giving a toilet paper roll the confident swagger of a 1940s cartoon mascot is already unhinged

Block text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB" and "CENTRAL LEAGUE

Lane Meyer K-12 Champion - Unisex T-Shirt salem You big dummy—don’t miss outBeating Roy Stalin on one ski is the kind of flex that only happens after dodging a relentless paperboy and surviving your mom's boiled bacon. Greendale's finest somehow became K 12 champion. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "LANE MEYER" above a distressed white illustration of a skier with poles, flanked by two stars, with "1985" to the right. Bold white block text reads "K 12 CHAMPION" above italic script