Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rt_a and glowing yellow eyes rendered

and glowing yellow eyes rendered in a vintage gothic badge style

Fit: True to size

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

Inspired by Stripes

Curved distressed white block text below reads "IF I'M REAL

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rt_a and glowing yellow eyes renderedJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading