Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Matching khakis and department store

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

standing alongside larger New England rivals

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

Decorative blackletter text with ornate red drop caps reads "San Marcos Lanes" above a bold black serif line reading "32 LANES

A large ball composed of white

Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Matching khakis and department storeRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon