The Pacific Princess - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Distressed white angular text below

Distressed white angular text below reads "FARTACUS" in matching style

and classic quotes alongside holiday-themed graphics

Printing "moist" over a Thanksgiving turkey is the most efficient way to split a dinner table into people who think about gravy and people who can't make eye contact anymore

with "ALAMO

Turns out being untouchable requires not building the thing that touches back

The Pacific Princess - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Distressed white angular text belowAll aboard for nostalgia. This design celebrates The Love Boats iconic Pacific Princess, the floating matchmaker that cruised into America's heart starting in 1977. Whether you remember Captain Stubing, Gopher, Doc, or just the smooth saxophone intro, this tee takes you back to the golden age of primetime romance on the sea. Featuring the classic line, Come aboard, weve been expecting you, its a perfect tribute for any fan who sailed the high seas of