Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L this one’s perfect for fans

this one’s perfect for fans of classic radio nostalgia

and clutching cash

and caaa-chiiing

wedged between beekeeping and a language society for a language he doesn't speak

Clean white serif text below reads "Las Vegas

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L this one’s perfect for fansBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below