I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fresno Golden-mustard Chinese characters "手

Golden-mustard Chinese characters "手

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

and some become the reason people remember it fondly

It’s a sixteen ounce T-Bone and a twenty four ounce Porter House

Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fresno Golden-mustard Chinese characters "手Cracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved