Psstkt Eagle - Unisex Hoodie weed Smaller white text reads "FORT

Smaller white text reads "FORT COLLINS

Bicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence

and honestly the rebrand required zero effort

A row of five stars shows one filled golden-yellow star followed by four white outlined empty stars

Teal Chinese characters appear at the bottom

Psstkt Eagle - Unisex Hoodie weed Smaller white text reads "FORTBald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy. PSSTKT is the only sound effect that belongs on the presidential seal. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue, white, and red spreads its wings wide, talons extended downward. One talon grips a red and white can labeled "BEER" in white block lettering while the other pops the tab, with bold