Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Sweatshirt buffalo a small red star

a small red star

White stencil-style silhouette of Dark Helmet's oversized dome helmet depicts the angular visor

and squiggly lines in white

Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S" above curved script reading "Neighborhood Watch

water splashing around its blue and white body in a vintage illustration style

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Sweatshirt buffalo a small red starPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text