Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_ofc rendered in high-contrast flat color

rendered in high-contrast flat color layers

Arched distressed white block text reads "HOMERUN" in a weathered grunge texture

Wearing it guarantees someone will ask if it's real

Crawling through five hundred yards of sewage is a hell of a way to earn a fishing license

Glenboro's inmates risked paralysis so spectators could enjoy corn dogs

Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_ofc rendered in high-contrast flat colorWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The