Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt casino green and red uniform

green and red uniform

Smaller cyan sans-serif text reading "KEEP ON TRUCKIN'" sits to the left of a realistic rendering of the Eagle-5

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Santa runs a year-round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history

Arched bold white serif text reads "I PUT OUT" above a cartoon glass of milk in light blue and white beside two stacked chocolate chip cookies in brown and tan

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt casino green and red uniformMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork