You Have Died of Dysentery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Fletch with orange text in the

with orange text in the same bubbly typeface reading "GROWNUPS" directly below

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

Bold oversized white text reads "TREE" across the center

Biff's whole empire got reduced to a strip mall business card and a phone number nobody's calling

and that ORchard exchange phone number connected neighbors to something bigger than a game

You Have Died of Dysentery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Fletch with orange text in theOregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea, announced in the same calm green font as a math quiz. Every elder millennial's real history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone. The Details: Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon, rendered in blocky 8 bit style mimicking an Apple II green phosphor display. A bordered rectangle below contains